I couldn't help myself.
Thank you Butter Lover for sharing this poigniant observavation about Mario Batali:
Why didn't I see this before? For the last 6 years Mario Batali has been moonlighting as an actor, playing Berta, the fat, cranky, sarcastic maid on Two and Half Men.
I dare you, DARE you to prove me wrong:
Man that guy is huge.