Chef wanted: apply within

The kitchen wench's heart has returned. It was in Mexico temporarily, and I'm going to blame Gov. Brewer and SB 1070, at least in part. I know it takes two to tango, after all.

I'm ready to put my toe back in the water, as it were. (gasp!)

So, my letter to Santa this year goes something like this:

Dear Santa,

Please provide a chef, sous chef, prep cook or saucier. He should have good manners, a great sense of humor and be kind. 2nd language required, and he must enjoy travel and be ready to leave on short notice.

Sincerely,

The Kitchen Wench

ps. Please put polvorones and palmeras de chocolate in my stocking!